What had happened was… I took last week off and got some sleep. Made a Tik Tok, ok two, redesigned my website and, more importantly, I gave Bonita a bath. Well, I had to because she needed to be in a Tik Tok. She wasn’t happy about it. The Tik Tok. She loved the bath. See her putting me in my place.
I bought myself a few small Lladro pieces for the collection I inherited from my mother. Yeah, I’m going to have to get a new curio cabinet soon. I took a nice hot bath and soaked. I wrote a little bit and cleaned the house. Overall, not too much of a week. I did come out publicly on twitter as lactose intolerant.
I know you’re saying I should be tolerant of the lactose. I would like to be, but I can’t. Lactose has done me so much wrong over the years that I just can’t. If you only knew the problems lactose has caused me over the years, you’d understand why I am so intolerant of lactose. So, please, don’t bring lactose around me.
Now enough of being silly. I do want to give some props out to my cousin for scoring two goals in his game today. I’m not sure if he’s my first cousin, second, third or maybe just someone we call our cousin. Rabbits watch my family in awe when it comes to having children. Here’s where you can see where his club put him on Twitter.
Check out my cousin here.
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Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
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